TMI, sister

We're at the library the other day, and I'm using the computerized card catalog. The woman next to me has a copy of the latest Land's End catalog, and she is obviously ordering something. Being that I LOVE Land's End stuff, I asked her what she was ordering. "Some shorts, a shirt, and a swimsuit" she says. I started telling her about my Land's End suit and how much I like it. Turns out she is ordering the same one - one with shorts as a bottom. "I already have one, and I love it. Plus, I just can't shave what I have to to wear a regular swimsuit."

Well shut my mouth.